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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A sort of webcomic based around those surprise bags at the dollar store you bought as a kid expecting to be filled with awesome stuff only to find out it was filled with rubbish.

Updates either once or twice a week

 Artist’s Tumblr</description><title>Surprise Party Bag!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @surprisepartybag)</generator><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>#34
We don’t need no ambulance let the man bleed
We have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzyfbbRhX1r2x0ono1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#34&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We don’t need no ambulance let the man bleed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have this exact sign down in our basement&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;good thing my mom doesn’t enforce this haha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/17180347313</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/17180347313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:23:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2012</category></item><item><title>I-- I love this comic. So much.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;bwaaaah, I’m glad you like it! &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/15111493835</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/15111493835</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 22:42:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>#33
New years comic that makes no sense I’m sorry
2011 is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx19w843qf1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#33&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New years comic that makes no sense I’m sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2011 is just a little upset he’s being replaced by a baby who’s apparently supposed to be so awesome but then he remembers the Mayan calender and feels better&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Death is always invited to the best parties guy has connections like you wouldn’t believe&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/15041006490</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/15041006490</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:21:44 -0500</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#32
oh scarfs, if only you could properly protect my face from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlhgfmPTS1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#32&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh scarfs, if only you could properly protect my face from the cold without this happening that would be swell&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/13645871065</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/13645871065</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:09:51 -0500</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>funny</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>MOAR COMIX</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I knoooooow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have some ideas I just gotta draw them out /sigh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there will be some strips soon, so don’t worry your pretty little red head hahaha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/13473010377</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/13473010377</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:35:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free</title><description>&lt;p&gt;a tumblr spam pretending to be a person who got the idea to send this message from a tumblr spam&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my head is full of what, who would actually do that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also I don’t blame them for being obsessed over my comics&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/12765197147</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/12765197147</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>#31
Seriously I don’t understandhow does this even happen</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsbmfu8s1q1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#31&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously I don’t understand&lt;br/&gt;how does this even happen&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10839529589</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10839529589</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:40:42 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>You got featured by the Tumblrbot. Just thought I should tell you.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wait what when????? Do you have a link to the post?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10325995163</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10325995163</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:26:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Now that we're all caught up</title><description>&lt;p&gt;SPB will resume it&amp;#8217;s it&amp;#8217;s regular update schedule of 1-2 times a week :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203165286</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203165286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:26:56 -0400</pubDate><category>update</category></item><item><title>#30
I don’t really care how it pronounced either way but I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriqu441oq1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#30&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t really care how it pronounced either way but I do say “Zee” instead of “Zed” most of the time&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203132156</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203132156</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:25:16 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#29
I see people use this phrase all the time online, it just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriqrr20ez1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#29&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I see people use this phrase all the time online, it just doesn’t sound healthy at all. I personally prefer the term “lady boner”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203105365</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203105365</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:23:51 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#28
Little did she know that he actually was a God.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriqppTcwz1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#28&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Little did she know that he actually was a God.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203080538</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203080538</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:22:37 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#27
They would’ve been tortured anyway as nobody else on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriqnxHeok1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#27&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They would’ve been tortured anyway as nobody else on the entire planet cared about standard deviation either.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203060839</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203060839</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:21:32 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#26
Rubber gloves make me feel like I can take on any chore....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriqm2UOGe1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#26&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rubber gloves make me feel like I can take on any chore. Dirty dishes? no problem. Clean the entire bathroom?&lt;em&gt; a breeze&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sadly the power of the rubber gloves doesn’t work for everything.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203039116</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10203039116</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:20:26 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#25
I don’t know where I was going with this comic either</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgywn2RYz1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#25&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know where I was going with this comic either&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166521802</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166521802</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:24:22 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#24
Grim reaper then went on to maybe collect a few souls but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgyuuuy3H1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#24&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Grim reaper then went on to maybe collect a few souls but then he was like “naw man that’s enough” and went back to being a lazy bum&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166496262</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166496262</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:23:18 -0400</pubDate><category>comic</category><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#23
I’m only human
and lazy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgyrdEzPm1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#23&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m only human&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and lazy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166444474</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166444474</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:21:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#22
I hear the booze in Bro Heaven is really good
(ugh this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgypjC7u11r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#22&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hear the booze in Bro Heaven is really good&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(ugh this one’s so bad, I’m sorry, it feels like an unfinished joke)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166417386</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166417386</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:20:07 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category><category>oh wait it is</category></item><item><title>#21
Fire alarms are so tempting to pull
but you shouldn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrgymtlVaP1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#21&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fire alarms are so tempting to pull&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but you shouldn’t unless there’s a fire because it’s illegal and rude otherwise&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166377441</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10166377441</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:18:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>#20
It’s ALWAYS when you’re super comfortable when...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbhq9os4i1r2x0ono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#20&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s ALWAYS when you’re super comfortable when you have to get up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s  even worse when you come back and you can’t get that same level of comfortableness back&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10041706333</link><guid>http://surprisepartybag.tumblr.com/post/10041706333</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 13:25:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Surprise Party Bag</category><category>comic</category><category>2011</category></item></channel></rss>
