#34

We don’t need no ambulance let the man bleed

We have this exact sign down in our basement

good thing my mom doesn’t enforce this haha

#33

New years comic that makes no sense I’m sorry

2011 is just a little upset he’s being replaced by a baby who’s apparently supposed to be so awesome but then he remembers the Mayan calender and feels better

Death is always invited to the best parties guy has connections like you wouldn’t believe

#32

oh scarfs, if only you could properly protect my face from the cold without this happening that would be swell

#31

Seriously I don’t understand
how does this even happen

#30

I don’t really care how it pronounced either way but I do say “Zee” instead of “Zed” most of the time

#29

I see people use this phrase all the time online, it just doesn’t sound healthy at all. I personally prefer the term “lady boner”

#28

Little did she know that he actually was a God.

#27

They would’ve been tortured anyway as nobody else on the entire planet cared about standard deviation either.

#26

Rubber gloves make me feel like I can take on any chore. Dirty dishes? no problem. Clean the entire bathroom? a breeze.

Sadly the power of the rubber gloves doesn’t work for everything.

#25

I don’t know where I was going with this comic either